I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
God I’ve shown this picture so many times but it never gets old. And I haven’t talked about it in at least 6 months so it’s time for another round.
It’s a wooden cut out family at the beach in California somewhere and the mom and dad and sister are totally normal and examining beach objects and then, on the fringes, is the fucking horrifying brother laughing w/ boogie board in tow. So out of place. Eyes unseeing. Mouth agape. So terrifying.
I feel like having seen this in real life, I have an impossibly high bar for comedy because I know exactly how hilarious a thing can be, and this is the fucking pinacle.
EDIT: I know because someone who reblogged this from me has SEEN IT TOO that this was in fact from that time I went to Santa Cruz.